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Benjamin Franklin, Autobiography: Page 28 of 154

At length he had got so much of it that I was distress'd to think what I should 
do in case of being call'd on to remit it. 
His drinking continu'd, about which we sometimes quarrell'd;, for, when a little 
intoxicated, he was very fractious. Once, in a boat on the Delaware with some 
other young men, he refused to row in his turn. "I will be row'd home," says he. 
"We will not row you," says I. "You must, or stay all night on the water," says 
he, "just as you please." The others said, "Let us row; what signifies it?" But, 
my mind being soured with his other conduct, I continu'd to refuse. So he swore 
he would make me row, or throw me overboard; and coming along, stepping on the 
thwarts, toward me, when he came up and struck at me, I clapped my hand under 
his crutch, and, rising, pitched him head-foremost into the river. I knew he was 
a good swimmer, and so was under little concern about him; but before he could 
get round to lay hold of the boat, we had with a few strokes pull'd her out of 
his reach; and ever when he drew near the boat, we ask'd if he would row, 
striking a few strokes to slide her away from him. He was ready to die with 
vexation, and obstinately would not promise to row. However, seeing him at last 
beginning to tire, we lifted him in and brought him home dripping wet in the 
evening. We hardly exchang'd a civil word afterwards, and a West India captain, 
who had a commission to procure a tutor for the sons of a gentleman at 
Barbadoes, happening to meet with him, agreed to carry him thither. He left me 
then, promising to remit me the first money he should receive in order to 
discharge the debt; but I never heard of him after. 
The breaking into this money of Vernon's was one of the first great errata of my 
life; and this affair show'd that my father was not much out in his judgment 
when he suppos'd me too young to manage business of importance. But Sir William, 
on reading his letter, said he was too prudent. There was great difference in 
persons; and discretion did not always accompany years, nor was youth always 
without it. "And since he will not set you up," says he, "I will do it myself. 
Give me an inventory of the things necessary to be had from England, and I will 
send for them. You shall repay me when you are able; I am resolv'd to have a 
good printer here, and I am sure you must succeed." This was spoken with such an 
				

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